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Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!

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Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!

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Pool | Outdoor pool, a heated pool
1 bedroom, in-room safe, iron/ironing board, travel crib
TV, books
Fridge, microwave, oven, stovetop
Dining

Overview of Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!

Reviews
9.0

Wonderful

Popular amenities

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  • PoolPoolPool
  • Outdoor SpaceOutdoor SpaceOutdoor Space
  • KitchenKitchenKitchen
  • Barbecue grillBarbecue grillBarbecue grill
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi

Explore the area

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Nuevo Vallarta, NAY
  • Popular LocationEl Tigre Golf at Paradise Village6 min drive
  • Popular LocationNuevo Vallarta Beach7 min drive
  • Popular LocationNayar Vidanta Golf8 min drive
  • AirportPuerto Vallarta, Jalisco (PVR-Licenciado Gustavo Diaz Ordaz Intl.)21 min drive

Space details

1 bedroom, 1 bathroom, sleeps 4
Bedroom 1
    1 king bed
Bathroom 1
    Bathtub/shower combo

Room options

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About the neighborhood

Nuevo Vallarta

On the beach.You'll be within half a mile (1 km) of Bay of Banderas and 2 miles (3 km) of Nuevo Vallarta Beach with a stay at this Nuevo Vallarta condo. Playa Bucerias and Flamingos Golf Club are also within 2 miles (3 km).

What's nearby

  • Flamingos Golf Club - 2 min drive
  • El Tigre Golf at Paradise Village - 6 min drive
  • Nuevo Vallarta Beach - 7 min drive
  • Vallarta Adventures - 8 min drive
  • Nayar Vidanta Golf - 8 min drive

Getting around

  • Licenciado Gustavo Diaz Ordaz Intl. Airport (PVR) - 20 min drive

Restaurants

  • Don Rafael - 18 min walk
  • La Botana - 19 min walk
  • Samba Vallarta by Emporio Hotel - 15 min walk
  • Riu Palace Piano Bar - 1 min walk
  • Reflect Krystal Sky Bar - 1 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire condo to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!

Text me any time at 01661-900-7098 (US) Our 1 BR condo has a completely unobstructed ocean view from the terrace and every room, and an efficiency kitchen (one of only 20 on the property) with new appliances, granite counters, and a dehumidifier installed to control moisture. The beautiful infinity pool is right outside your door. The resort includes gym, a second pool and spa. You can enjoy Zumba, water aerobics, dance classes or just chill on the beach. Even during heavy Holiday periods, THIS condo remains in a very quiet section of the property,

It's waiting for you to enjoy. The 60 mi. beach of Banderas Bay is your playground. And it's just a 20 min. walk , or a ten min taxi ride (about $5. US) up the beach to the town of Bucerias with great restaurants, shops and street vendors.

Our home has one California King bed (w/ foam pillow top!) and a comfortable Queen sleeper. My husband and I live two doors up the beach and are at your service during your stay.

There are 2 large, modern supermarkets (and a Starbucks) just 5 min. away. I will give you fresh sheets and towels once a week (if you are staying more than one week). And, you can hire my fabulous maid for about $30 US to change those sheets and clean for you.

Krystal Grand is now offering its all-inclusive package. You can purchase the all inclusive (unlimited food and drink) at a 50% owners' discount (about 50.00 per day per person). Then you have access to all hotel restaurants and bars.
We also provide a cooler and drink cups so you can bring your own snacks and drinks to the pool or beach if you'd like (by far the cheapest option).
This beach is wonderful and an unbeatable weather, great people, food, amenities and any water or other activity you can imagine right outside your door. Or just, talk, read and nap on the beach.
There is really nothing like this. And, Krystal Grand (as a hotel group) has a good reputation for quality in Mexico, while offering affordable rates.
You won't be disappointed!

Property manager

Luz del Carmen Martinez Oropeza

Languages

English, Spanish

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Pool/Spa

  • Communal pool
  • Heated pool
  • Massage
  • Outdoor pool
  • Sauna
  • Spa tub

Internet

  • Available in the condo: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Car available
  • Car not required
  • Onsite parking options include a garage

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Ice maker
  • Kitchenette
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Spices
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Dining

  • Dining table

Bedrooms

  • Bedroom
  • Bedsheets provided
  • Sofa bed

Bathroom

  • 1 bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Shampoo
  • Soap
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Dining table
  • Living room

Entertainment

  • Books
  • TV with cable/satellite channels

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Outdoor furniture

Laundry

  • Coin laundry

Comfort

  • Air conditioning

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Elevator
  • Wheelchair accessibility
  • Designated smoking areas
  • Note from host: on the terrace ONLY

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Phone
  • Safe

Location highlights

  • In a village
  • In the city center
  • In the mountains
  • Near a health/beauty spa
  • Near a hospital
  • Near a zoo
  • Near the bay
  • Near the marina
  • Near the ocean
  • On the waterfront

Things to do

  • Bicycles on site
  • Boat on site
  • Golf on site
  • Gym on site
  • Heated pool on site
  • Kayak on site
  • Optional golf privileges on site
  • Tennis
  • Water park on site
  • Water sports equipment on site
  • Birdwatching nearby
  • Casino nearby
  • Cycling nearby
  • Ecotours nearby
  • Fishing nearby
  • Golfing nearby
  • Hiking/biking trails nearby
  • Horseback riding nearby
  • Jet skiing nearby
  • Kayaking nearby
  • Motor boating nearby
  • Mountain biking nearby
  • Parasailing nearby
  • Sailing nearby
  • Scuba diving nearby
  • Snorkeling nearby
  • Surfing/bodyboarding nearby
  • Swimming nearby
  • Theme park nearby
  • Water skiing nearby
  • Water tubing nearby
  • Whale watching nearby
  • Wildlife walks nearby
  • Windsurfing nearby

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)
  • First aid kit

General

  • 1 unit
  • Bicycles
  • Garden
  • Housekeeping (on request)
  • Property located in a resort

Policies

Check-in

Check-in time starts at 3:00 PM

Check-out

Check-out before 11:30 AM

Special check-in instructions

You will receive an email from the host with check-in and check-out instructions

Pets

  • No pets allowed

Children and extra beds

  • Children are welcome.

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Safety features at this property include a first aid kit
This property is managed through our partner, Vrbo. You will receive an email from Vrbo with a link to a Vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a private host, not a professional engaged in trade or business. Onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited. For guests' safety, the property includes a first aid kit in each accommodation.

Property Registration Number FAXL401001HNRXX05

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! to the airport?

This condo is 9.8 mi (20-min drive) away from the Licenciado Gustavo Diaz Ordaz Intl. Airport (PVR) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

Does Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at this condo.

How close is Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! to the beach?

This condo is on the beach. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! offer free breakfast?

This condo does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!?

No, there is no casino at this condo, but Winclub Casino Platinum (15-min drive) and Vallarta Casino (16-min drive) are nearby.

What time is check-in at Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!?

Check-in begins at 3:00 PM.

Is there free parking at Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach!?

Free parking is not available at this condo.

Does Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! have a pool?

This condo features an outdoor pool.

Does Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! have a spa?

This condo doesn't have a spa, but it does offer massages.

How close is Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! to downtown Nuevo Vallarta?

This condo is 3.4 mi away from Nuevo Vallarta.

Stay On The Beach, Not At The Beach! Reviews

Reviews

9.0

Wonderful

Rating 10 - Excellent. 24 out of 39 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 12 out of 39 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 39 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 2 out of 39 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 0 out of 39 reviews" "

8.6/10

Cleanliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

susan and bill s.

Liked: Cleanliness
Beautiful beach view!
Krystal Grande is very lively but this condo is on the quiet side. Hotel staff were delightful. Lovely walk to Bucerias on the trail. Internet very slow at night. Worked fine during the day. Download your shows before hand.
Stayed 14 nights in Feb 2024

4/10 Poor

Toni L., Santa Cruz California USA

Disappointing
The persons photo on the listing is not the person I met. From the front entrance of the Krystal to my room involved a staircase, a walk straight across The main pool area which was slippery and difficult to walk through. The room had a nice ocean view but it was over the restaurant and there was a lot of noise. Shower was broken. It took 2 days to repair. I was told I go to a resort near by and shower at the spa. Disappointment and would not recommend it.
Stayed 11 nights in Nov 2023

8/10 Good

Tyler H., Rocky View County, AB Canada

Liked: Cleanliness
Great location and view!
The property is right on the beach, so the views and beach access are fantastic! We didn't opt for the all-inclusive at the resort this unit is located in, but walked in the morning to neighboring Bucerias for breakfast and used Uber for dinner trips when it was too hot to walk. There is a full kitchen, so we just snacked for lunch. The suite is bit on the older side, but everything was functional. Nice to have the option to either go to the pool area or sit on the balcony and watch the action on the beach below. The king-sized bed was comfortable and with the retractable half-wall between the bedroom and living room, you can literally look out on the ocean while in bed. The resort pool area looks like it has been recently renovated, so the common pool areas are clean and modern. From the pool area, there is direct access to the beach. There are adventure rentals (para-gliding, jet skis, horses, etc) on the beach close to the resort.
Stayed 7 nights in Apr 2023

8/10 Good

Iris M.

Beautiful view
Our stay in Marijo's condo was very nice. The property is in a beautiful location right on the ocean. The balcony view is priceless. The apartment is spacious. Our one disappointment was that neither the unit nor the building it is in have been totally renovated. Based on the description, we were expecting something that was new.
Stayed 10 nights in Mar 2023

8/10 Good

Judith V., Vancouver Canada

Spectacular View
This condo gets a 10 ++ for the view. It is overlooking the beach and you can see for miles each way. It is absolutely beautiful and has a super large deck to enjoy the sunrise and many beautiful sunsets. The condo was nice. However, with a little more attention to the inside and supplying a more detailed list of the procedures and system of rules for her condo. It is in an all inclusive resort so towel service/housekeeping and maintenance all have to be handled directly with Marijo and unfortunately we had some issues. Marijo was easy to contact and tried hard to resolve them. It was also difficult for her to get things done. The condo is definitely worth renting and I Am 100% sure Marijo will be on top issues as they present themselves .
Stayed 20 nights in Nov 2022

10/10 Excellent

Dove W.

Liked: Cleanliness
Paradise
The view is 100% dreamy!!! Right above the beach. Loved the location, so much to see and do, or not do.
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Carol K.

Liked: Cleanliness
Amazing views and great location
Loved the condo, location and views. Marijo was quick to respond to texts and was very helpful. We would definitely stay here again.
Stayed 5 nights in Apr 2022

10/10 Excellent

Gale M.

Liked: Cleanliness
Wonderful restful vacation
Marijo is a great host. She made sure we had everything we needed. All her recommendations were spot on. The resort was lovely and we fell asleep each night to the sound of waves crashing on the sand. We felt very pampered by the resort staff and loved every minute of it. Especially wonderful were the massages they Marijo treated us to..
Stayed 7 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

Aric H.

Liked: Cleanliness
Getaway
Perfect
Stayed 4 nights in Mar 2022

10/10 Excellent

Leslie T.

Liked: Cleanliness
What a view
Lovely studio, with a great view. Lots to do in the area, we were busy with fishing, eco tours and enjoying the beach. Food is much better at the resort next door - so skip the all inclusive and explore the dining options in buserias.
Stayed 9 nights in Mar 2022