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The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3.0 star property
3-star beachfront apartment near Maho Beach

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9.4

Exceptional

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  • Barbecue grillBarbecue grillBarbecue grill
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  • Outdoor SpaceOutdoor SpaceOutdoor Space
  • Free WiFiFree WiFiFree WiFi
  • LaundryLaundryLaundry

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Map
2 Vlaun Drive, Simpson Bay
  • Popular LocationSimpson Bay Beach8 min walk
  • Popular LocationFlamingo Beach4 min drive
  • Popular LocationMaho Beach9 min drive
  • AirportPhilipsburg (SXM-Princess Juliana Intl.)10 min drive

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  • 506 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
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  • Studio
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
  • 1 King Bed

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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 2
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  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
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  • 592 sq ft
  • 1 bedroom
  • Sea view
  • Sleeps 4
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$225 total
includes taxes & fees
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About the neighborhood

Simpson Bay

On the beach.You'll be within half a mile (1 km) of Simpson Bay Beach and 2 miles (3 km) of Kim Sha Beach with a stay here. Paradise Plaza and Hollywood Casino are also within 2 miles (3 km).
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What's nearby

  • Simpson Bay Beach - 8 min walk
  • Kim Sha Beach - 17 min walk
  • Flamingo Beach - 4 min drive
  • Mullet Bay Beach - 6 min drive
  • Maho Beach - 9 min drive

Getting around

  • Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) - 11 min drive

Restaurants

  • Buccaneer Beach Bar - 3 min drive
  • Topper's Restaurant & Bar - 18 min walk
  • McDonald's - 11 min walk
  • SkipJack Restaurant - 16 min walk
  • Beirut - 8 min walk

About this property

Entire place

You'll have the entire apartment to yourself and will only share it with other guests in your party.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse

3-star beachfront apartment near Maho Beach
As a guest of The Horny Toad Guesthouse, you'll find a fitness center, a terrace, and barbecue grills. A computer station is on site and WiFi is free in public spaces. The Horny Toad Guesthouse also features tour/ticket assistance, a garden, and concierge services. Free self parking is available.

This 3-star Simpson Bay apartment is smoke free.

  • 8 guestrooms or units
  • 2 levels
  • Beach lounge chairs
  • Towels for the beach
  • Self-service laundry
  • Front desk (limited hours)
  • Storage area for luggage
  • Tour and ticket information
  • Concierge
  • Terrace
  • Garden
  • BBQ grill(s)
  • Computer for guest use
  • Newspapers in lobby (free)
  • No smoking on site
The Horny Toad Guesthouse offers 8 air-conditioned accommodations, which are accessible via exterior corridors and feature safes and coffee/tea makers. Rooms open to balconies or patios. These individually decorated and furnished accommodations have separate sitting areas. Accommodations at this 3-star apartment have kitchens with full-sized refrigerators/freezers, stovetops, microwaves, and separate dining areas.

Bathrooms include bathtubs or showers and hair dryers. Guests can surf the web using the complimentary wireless Internet access. Additionally, rooms include irons/ironing boards and ceiling fans. Housekeeping is provided daily.

Languages

English

Property amenities

Beach

  • On the beach
  • Beach loungers
  • Beach towels

Internet

  • Available in the apartment: Free WiFi
  • Available in some public areas: Free WiFi

Parking and transportation

  • Free self parking on site

Kitchen

  • Blender
  • Coffee/tea maker
  • Cookware, dishware, and utensils
  • Freezer
  • Full-sized refrigerator/freezer
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Paper towels
  • Stovetop
  • Toaster

Bedrooms

  • Bedsheets provided

Bathroom

  • 1 bathroom
  • Bathtub or shower
  • Hair dryer
  • Toilet paper
  • Towels provided

Living spaces

  • Separate dining area
  • Separate sitting area

Outdoor areas

  • Balcony/patio
  • Barbecue grill
  • Garden
  • Terrace

Laundry

  • Laundry facilities

Work spaces

  • Computer station

Comfort

  • Air conditioning
  • Ceiling fan

Pets

  • No pets or service animals

Suitability/Accessibility

  • If you have requests for specific accessibility needs, please contact the property using the information on the reservation confirmation received after booking.
  • Upper floors accessible by stairs only
  • Smoke-free property

Services and conveniences

  • Concierge services
  • Free newspapers in lobby
  • Housekeeping (daily)
  • Iron/ironing board
  • Limited-hour front desk
  • Luggage storage
  • Safe
  • Tour and ticket assistance

Location highlights

  • Near the airport
  • Near the ocean

Things to do

  • Gym on site

Safety features

  • Carbon monoxide detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector)
  • Smoke detector not reported (host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property)

General

  • 2 floors
  • 8 units
  • Access via exterior corridors
  • Garden
  • Individual decor
  • Individual furnishings
  • Property does not allow children
  • Soundproofing

Policies

Check-in

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM
Late check-in subject to availability

Check-out

Check-out before 11:00 AM

Special check-in instructions

The front desk is open daily from 8:00 AM - 5:00 PM
Guests will receive an email 72 hours before arrival with check-in instructions; front desk staff will greet guests on arrival
If you are planning to arrive after 8 PM please contact the property in advance using the information on the booking confirmation
For more details, please contact the property using the information on the booking confirmation
This guesthouse does not have a 24-hour reception. Guests planning to arrive after 8 PM should contact the hotel in advance.

Access methods

Staffed front desk

Pets

  • Pets and service animals are not allowed at The Horny Toad Guesthouse

Children and extra beds

  • Children 10 and younger are not allowed at this property. All guests older than 10 are welcome.
  • Rollaway/extra beds are not available.
  • Cribs (infant beds) are not available.

Property payment types

Important information

You need to know

Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy
Government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges
Special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed
This property accepts credit cards
Host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip
Host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property
Please note that cultural norms and guest policies may differ by country and by property; the policies listed are provided by the property
Charges for extra guests may apply and vary according to property policy.
A cash deposit, credit card, or debit card for incidental charges and government-issued photo identification may be required upon check-in.
Special requests are subject to availability at the time of check-in. Special requests can't be guaranteed and may incur additional charges.
    This property is managed by a professional host. The provision of housing is linked to their trade, business, or profession. This property accepts Visa and Mastercard.

We should mention

  • Children 10 years old and younger aren't allowed at this property.
  • Pets and service animals are not allowed on site.

National rating

This property does not have a Sint Maarten Tourist Board rating. For the benefit of our customers, we have provided a rating based on our rating system.

Property is also known as

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Frequently asked questions

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to the airport?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is 2.5 mi (11-min drive) away from the Princess Juliana Intl. Airport (SXM) airport, the closest popular airport to the property.

How much does it cost to stay at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

As of May 24, 2024, prices found for a 1-night stay for 2 adults at The Horny Toad Guesthouse on May 26, 2024 start from $171.75, excluding taxes and fees. This price is based on the lowest nightly price found in the last 24 hours for stays in the next 30 days. Prices are subject to change. Choose your dates for more accurate prices.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have an airport shuttle?

Airport shuttle services are not available at The Horny Toad Guesthouse.

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to the beach?

This apartment is on the beach. Don't forget your sunscreen!

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse offer free breakfast?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse does not offer free breakfast.

Is there a casino at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

No, there is no casino at this apartment, but Paradise Plaza (3-min drive) and Hollywood Casino (4-min drive) are nearby.

What time is check-in at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

Check-in start time: 3:00 PM; Check-in end time: 9 PM.

Is there free parking at The Horny Toad Guesthouse?

This apartment offers free self parking.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a pool?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse does not have a pool.

Does The Horny Toad Guesthouse have a spa?

There are no spa services available at this apartment.

How close is The Horny Toad Guesthouse to downtown Simpson Bay?

The Horny Toad Guesthouse is 0.3 mi away from Simpson Bay.

The Horny Toad Guesthouse Reviews

Reviews

9.4

Exceptional

Rating 10 - Excellent. 38 out of 51 reviews" "
Rating 8 - Good. 11 out of 51 reviews" "
Rating 6 - Okay. 1 out of 51 reviews" "
Rating 4 - Poor. 0 out of 51 reviews" "
Rating 2 - Terrible. 1 out of 51 reviews" "

9.6/10

Cleanliness

10/10

Staff & service

9.6/10

Amenities

9.6/10

Property conditions & facilities

8.6/10

Eco-friendliness

Reviews

10/10 Excellent

marilyn

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
It is just cute, clean and friendly. Great beach and walk to restaurants.
Stayed 2 nights in Nov 2023

6/10 Okay

Olga

The view was amazing

10/10 Excellent

Dennis

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Stayed 8 nights in Jun 2023

2/10 Terrible

Valeria-ann

Stayed 2 nights in Jun 2023

10/10 Excellent

Michael

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
The view from this property is amazing. Debbie and Doug are amazing hosts and want this to feel like home for you. One of the best experiences with a room I have had. The pictures do not do this place justice. It is so much better than it shows. I WILL BE BACK!!!!

8/10 Good

David

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

Christopher

Liked: Cleanliness, room comfort
The room was huge and very clean. The owners were very friendly and available at anytime. The location was perfect and were were able to use the private beach right outside our door. Can't wait to book again.
Stayed 1 night in Dec 2022

10/10 Excellent

adriaan

Traveled with partner
Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Overall very good!!
Stayed 1 night in Jun 2022

10/10 Excellent

Jean

Liked: Cleanliness, amenities, property conditions & facilities
Loved the views, the privacy and the beach at your front door. But to top it off Debbie & her Husband went out of their way to make sure I was good my whole stay. Definitely recommend & will definitely be back!
Stayed 4 nights in May 2022

10/10 Excellent

Rachel

Traveled with family
Liked: Cleanliness, property conditions & facilities
Such a wonderful place and we were greeted with a very warm welcome!
Stayed 1 night in Jan 2022